I’ve been single forever…
And there hasn’t been any day, when I enjoy never…
What is so special about this date…?
You waste your time & energy hunting for a special mate for this date…
The hunt is for the oomph that you fancy about the opposite sex…
But what’s the point…
Instead just chill and relax…
Dancing, boozing and having a weed joint… [:P]
The idea of such celebration should be collective…
That is in a group of friends who are so active, indeed reactive… [:P]
The couple’s on this day appear nothing less than the kindergarten kids…
Constantly holding each other’s hands, as if they’ve been instructed to walk in two’s…
They’re frequently displaying their affection in public…
Sometimes with hugs and sometimes with a lick… [:P]
Wearing same shade clothing,
Holding hands,
Looking into the eyes,
Not speaking a word,
Communicating in the sign language,
This is all that I notice…
Which makes me gag with laughter and I need some water with ice…
We singles live with pride…
Because we don’t carry chicks in mom avatar on the motor bike ride…
The mom avatar in the chic is extra caring…
Mushy but nagging…
That stresses the guy and he feels like fagging…
All this doesn’t mean that we singles envy the couples…
Wishing everyone a Happy “ ”Day, just like the usual ones..!!!
p.s.: There is nothing so fab about the entire myth created for 14th feb.
- Manish Mehta
hahaha.. urs is as good as mine bro..
ReplyDeletecouples ki tho vaat lagadiya.. lol
After reading ur poem all the couples will be like .. W.T.F.. :p :p
Keep writing.. Keep blogging.. and keep us entertained..
sexy one.. \m/("o")\m/
i likey ! :P
ReplyDeletenice one....bt we'l talk after a couple of years....then wel see whose doin al this....lol...nice 1 though...gud goin
ReplyDeleteThis coming from the biggest 'n' most hopless romantic iv ever seen! surprised i must say..but not untrue. tho ur not allowed to argue both ways ha manya- select 1 way n sit in that side :P
ReplyDeletevalentines day is just not 4 lovers only........its also 4 friends who love each otherbetter den lovers do.... so goin out with friends on valentine is just like goin with ur valentine its just how u percieve ur self at dat piont of time so mania staying single is appropriate as couples hav dem selvel harassed all d time !!!!wat say man
ReplyDelete@ rahul: so very well said..!
ReplyDeleteo!m!g!...d rest of d poems shows dat ur so vry romantic, bt dis 1 hs changed my view...dude, u desperately need a "valentine"...
ReplyDeletehahahahah.......frnds can b d best valentine evr.....tru....bt vl c after 3yrs 4sure....wether ur thots change o not....ovr dis...!***h***
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